Friday, 27 March 2009

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    The Cabinet of Curiosities (Pendergast, Book 3
    By Douglas Preston, Lincoln Child
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       I am still around but have nothing to post or say. So i will leave you with some news reports from around the world that are weird,sick or  just plain dumb.

     

       Speaking of dumb humor this guy is pretty funny,you may recognize him from the old Drew Carey TV show. He sure makes me laugh on  sleepless nights.

                                        http://www.cbs.com/late_late_show/  

     

     
    Hmm some of these need titles or comments.Ok i will add my deranged humor also.
    Enjoy?
     
     
     
     
          Friends Don't let friends drink and dine?
     
     
     
     

    MOSCOW (AFP) - A woman from Russia's Siberian region of Irkutsk has been arrested for killing a friend and then eating part of the corpse.

     

    The incident occurred on March 5 when the two women were drinking together at the suspect's home and an argument broke out between them.

    "Investigators have information to suggest the woman cooked pieces of her murdered friend and ate them," said an official with the Russian prosecutor's investigative committee, Vladimir Salovarov.

    He added that the perpetrator killed her friend with an axe and that uneaten parts of the victim's body had been found in a nearby waste bin.

    The detained woman had confessed her guilt, Salovarov said.

    In a separate case, prosecutors in Russia's Udmurtiya region said last week they were searching for a man suspected of cannibalism after the mutilated body of a woman was found in the town of Izhevsk.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    66-year-old Chilean man cast made out of cocaine.

       The man, who had hobbled off a flight from Santiago, was carrying more of the drug in fake beer cans and two hollowed-out stools.

    "The man had a fractured leg and the 'plaster cast' that was immobilizing it was entirely made from cocaine," a statement said.

    He "displayed an open fracture of the tibia and the fibula, and has been transferred to a clinic for an operation.

    "Investigators are examining the possibility that these injuries were brought about voluntarily ... to facilitate trafficking through security checks," the statement said.

    In total, the Chilean had 10.7 pounds of cocaine stuffed in the cans, the stools and forming his would-be "cast," police said.

     

     

     

     

     

    Have you hugged an officer today?

     

         Ann Arbor Police say a drunken Superior Township man became disorderly when a police sergeant refused to hug him .

    Officers responded to the area of Main and Ann streets at about 5 p.m. after people reported an intoxicated man yelling at people and walking in the streets. An officer guided the man from the middle of Ann Street, and the man said he would leave.

    As he walked away, police said, the 44-year-old man approached a parked patrol car and began yelling at the officer in it. He asked the officer for a hug and swore at him for refusing, while still blocking eastbound traffic on Ann Street, reports said.

    Officers arrested him and detained him at the police station until he sobered up, reports said. He refused a breathalyzer test.

     

     

        

     Gildazio Costa, 54, was arrested in Framingham, Mass., in February and charged with kidnapping and beating his girlfriend following a five-hour-long argument they were having about what the operating hours are for the local library. 

    Yes but did he stop and ask directions to get to the library?

     

     

     

     

       Tennessee anesthesiologist Visuvalingam Vilvarajah was arrested in February in Kentucky and charged with providing controlled-substance prescriptions (OxyContin, methadone) to as many as 350 non-patients. However, the more basic question is why Tennessee  Dr. Vilvarajah is licensed in the first place. He was  approved by the state Department of Health for a license even though officials knew he was on parole  after serving a sentence for murdering his wife and mother-in-law. A department spokeswoman told The Tennessean newspaper that no law prevented Dr. Vilvarajah's licensing.

     

     

     

           A 25-year-old man was arrested in Fort Walton Beach, Fla., in February after an apparent suicide attempt. According to police, the man tried to gas himself inside his car in a closed garage, but apparently did not have a garage himself, and was arrested for trespass when he drove into a stranger's garage for the attempt, causing about $1,000 damage.

     

     

     

         In response to a bomb threat called in to Hays High School in Buda, Texas, in February, Principal Shirley Reich directed the evacuation of all students, who were kept out for two hours until the all-clear. The building had not been completely cleared, though. Reich had ordered that eight special-needs students, who presented mobility problems for the staff, be kept inside during the evacuation, and afterward Reich defended her decision, crediting herself for compassion because it was cold outside, and she wanted the special-needs students to be comfortable.

    Wouldn't want the poor little children in their wheelchairs to catch a chill,blasted to bits maybe but cold,nope.

     

     

          Give me your tired,your poor,your border   jumping masses yearning to sue freely.

         In February, a federal jury in Tucson, Ariz., awarded damages of $77,000 to six illegal immigrants who had trespassed on rancher Roger Barnett's land  (only one of hundreds of forays onto his land over the years by border-jumpers from Mexico) because Barnett had detained them while he was carrying a gun, which the jury said constituted "infliction of emotional distress" (though Barnett said he was merely protecting his property). Originally, 16 Mexican nationals had sued for $32 million, accusing Barnett of violating whatever civil rights illegal-immigrant trespassers might have.

     

     

     

      A 27-year-old "psychic" was sentenced to two months in jail in San Jose, Calif., in December after somehow convincing a woman, who had come to her for a $10 reading, to pay her, in ever-increasing increments, $108,000 for a "spiritual cleansing."

    Yikes,i'd hate see her price on colon cleansing.

     

     

      Charles Silveira filed a lawsuit in March in Morristown, N.J., to recover the $250,000 he had incrementally paid to a "psychic," who said she needed to make a golden statue for him to ward off negativity. The woman also convinced Silveira to buy her a $700,000 home, but that house is in Silveira's name, and he has asked a court's permission to evict her.

     

     

     

          Now this guy REALLY had a shitty day.

      A man was found to have climbed into the waste tank of an outdoor toilet according to a March report in the Twin Falls (Idaho)  Rescuers from the town of Filer, Idaho, said the man told them he was just looking for his keys that he had accidentally dropped and had been in the tank for 15 minutes before help arrived. The man declined to identify himself, and no official report was required, but after the man was hosed off by a fire truck, he "discovered" that his keys had been in his pocket all along, and he drove away.

     

     

     

                Higher education teaches you some good excuse crafting but she forgot  - the dog ate my lawbooks .

       Florence Schreiber Powers, 44, a Ewing, N.J., administrative law judge on trial for shoplifting two watches, called her psychiatrist to testify that Powers was under stress at the time of the incidents. The doctor said Powers did not know what she was doing "from one minute to the next," for the following reasons: recent auto accident, traffic ticket, new-car purchase, overwork, husband's kidney stones, husband's asthma (and noisy breathing machine in their bedroom), menopausal hot flashes, "ungodly" vaginal itch, bad rash, fear of breast and anal cancer, fear of dental surgery, son's asthma, mother's and aunt's illnesses, need to organize parents' 50th wedding anniversary, need to cook Thanksgiving dinner for 20 relatives, purchase of 200 gifts for Christmas and Hanukkah, attempt to sell her house without a broker, lawsuit against wallpaper cleaners, need to return newly purchased furniture, and toilet constantly running. (Nonetheless, she was convicted.)

     Have a great event all!

     Riff

     

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