Top Ten Signs You're On A Bad Spring Break
10.Day 6 of vacation and your U.S. Air flight still hasn't left the Hudson
9.The "meal plan" is anything that washes ashore
8.Instead of a mint, maid leaves note on your pillow which reads, "Run!"
7.Hotel overlooks the strip -- the Gaza Strip
6.The beach is famous for its beautiful white sand and deadly stingray attacks
5.Couldn't get beer, so everyone gets intoxicated sucking a Pontiac tailpipe
4.Several things in your room are marked "evidence"
3.Perfectly good week at beach is ruined by giant fire-breathing lizards
2.Only person you've seen naked is the maintenance guy Eduardo
1.Your girlfriend finally puts out, just not with you
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