Happy 2012

 

I suck at giving bad news and prefer to retain all the privacy i can.

So..............

After a couple of Dr.'s appointments i got the news everyone will sooner or later.

Time to finalize my will and finish that bucket list .The fat lady is singing.

I'm going to enjoy my remaining time and wish you all the best.

May all your wishes come true and i hope you all find happiness.

Thank you to everyone who made gaming fun and challenging for me.I really appreciate it and cherish the good memories.

 

Gina

GO CARDINALS  !!!                                                                                                                                   

 

 

                                                 

 

               

 

Belgas,

My gmail got hacked.I'll sort it out asap.

Right after my last e-mail (if yout got it) my mother got sick.She is in and out of the hospital,getting worse and Dr.'s can't figure it out.Idk if she is going to make it.Everythings kind of crazy atm.She's joking she is going to die a medical mystery,at least she's still laughing.

 

I hope you are well and enjoying that new chair.

Miss you,

G

 

                                                                                                   

My connection has been down for a few days so i had time to edit a few ss.

Just some boring ss of people i will miss.

 

        

      

     Yodel,Sys,Cronus and  Warf will always hold a special place in my gaming elfy heart.They taught me so much about dealing with some of the uglier parts of game and always left me smiling.I salute you,you adorable men!

          

       

     

          

          

 

            

 

           

            

       

         

 

One of my best pals in game,haha.

                

              

          

                 

          

        

                

       Cray is such a sweetie.And don't tell anyone but i had a little crush on Ahmad,teehee.

           

                        

             

 

Vig,i lied.

                    

        

   

 Fun guy,trustworthy,pain in the butt-you pick- but the game wasn't Lin without him.

    The indomitable Karmoth.

                        

          Another guy the game wasn't the same without.

                              

                                           

    

 

    Uhm Anju i forgot to give you your clip back.

 

I had around 300 letters saved,lol.

         

 

 

               

 

        

           

 

 

               

 

             

 

 

                 

           

 

        Silly CP, i was giving BP gifts before you joined us.      

 

 

     

 

 

      

      

         

 

 

   I had to take BB for one last walk.

 

 

Lovely Loxia and her last Lin bf Styler (well,last i knew about) I hope she finally  found happiness.

   

 

    Last ss i have with Vig.

 

 

   A boss call from two wonderful guys.

 

 

     

 

     I couldn't resist redoing my stats to con.  

 

  

 

 

A few of my beloved critters.          

                  

 

 

                 

 

 

                 

 

                  

           

 

     Wafer collection.

 

    

 

Now i have  little Belgas to lead me into hell.

 

            

 

Save me!!!!

 

 

And beat down bosses and take over their thrones,haha.

 

 

And he bought us a lovely house.

He even painted it and decorated.

 

 

Eeeeek.

 

 

He even made us a beautiful lawn!

 

  

 

 

While i sat on a mountain side on my b.day sipping strawberry wine and thinking of you all.

     

 

 

 

 

I'm just hanging around having some fun.I hope everyone found a new game and you are having a great time!

 

 

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                              HAPPY BIRTHDAY!               

 

 

 

                           

 

 

Feeling a bit down? Have a bad day? Family seem a little crazy?

 

Sometimes adding perspective can cheer us right up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dumb criminals can be amusing.

 

Joseph Price, 61, left the PNC Bank in Okeechobee, Fla., empty-handed on May 6 despite having passed the teller a note demanding a "sack full of cash." However, he hadn't brought a sack with him, and the teller said she didn't have one, either. He was arrested seven minutes after leaving the bank.

Joseph Brice, 21, of Clarkston, Wash., was indicted in May on one count of having manufactured a bomb in 2010. Brice inadvertently called attention to himself by ordering his bomb components under the name of (Oklahoma City bomber) "Timothy McVeigh."

 

On Halloween day , Tallahassee, Fla., K-Mart employee Jeff Sablom was taking a break in the back of the store to try on the Batman costume he had planned to wear to a party that night when a security guard asked for his help to apprehend a shoplifter. Said the guard later, "You should have seen that man's eyes when he looked back and saw Batman chasing him." Sablom recovered four cartons of cigarettes and two videocassettes.

 

Erie County (N.Y.) jail officials suspended guards Lawrence Mule, a 26-year veteran, and James Conlin, a 29-year veteran, after they scuffled at the County Correctional Facility on April 21, reportedly over a bag of chips. An inmate had to break up the fight.

 

A restraining order, to keep away from Sarah Palin and her family, was extended in May against Shawn Christy, 19, of McAdoo, Pa., by a magistrate in Anchorage, Alaska. Christy has admitted to traveling to Alaska to meet Palin, to making numerous telephone calls to her, and to once threatening to sexually assault her. According to a 2009 psychiatric evaluation ordered by the Secret Service, Christy appeared to suffer from "latent onset" Lyme disease.

 

A 15 year old in Washington has taken teen angst to the extreme. After her father took her cell phone away, she decided to demonstrate her disagreement by shooting him with a hunting bow. According to MSNBC, he then had to crawl all the way to a neighbor’s house (in critical condition) to call 911, because she wouldn’t  let him use the phone. Our little rebel then fled into the woods where she was eventually surrounded by the police and arrested.

 

While calling to confirm a narcotics deal,a Waffle House employee accidentally pocket-dialed 911. According to NY Daily News, this resulted in the police department receiving a call at 1:30 am, and hearing every detail involving the drug deal.

 

A middle-aged man convicted of robbing a convenience store decided to fire his lawyer and take charge of the case himself. During the store manager’s testimony, he jumped up, accused her of lying, and added the lovely and poetic phrase: “I should’ve blown your fucking head off!” Sources say he looked around nervously, and added “…if I’d been the one that was there.” The jury took about twenty minutes to convict him guilty, and the man ended up in jail.

 

A man had tried to pry open his victim’s door using his credit card. The owner came home, and in the robber’s hurry, he forgot the card next to the door.

 

You really CAN’T trust teenage boys in baggy pants, just like all the stereotypes say. This particular one was arrested for robbing a grocery store in Brooklyn. After stuffing a 12 lb. turkey in his pants, he then proceeded to exit as inconspicuously as possible. Unfortunately, this resulted in a punch to the jaw, and his arrest.

 

A young gangster off the streets of L.A. was arrested after police discovered a strange tattoo on his chest. According to Yahoo! News, it portrayed a detailed depiction of a crime scene from an unsolved murder, complete with the Christmas lights on the liquor store.

 

A teenager was arrested by the Pennsylvania police and charged with felony daytime burglary. How did they find out? Well, the victim noticed that someone had broken into her house through a bedroom window. She also happened to check her computer…which had the burglar’s Facebook account still open. Apparently, after snatching two expensive diamond rings, he had felt the irresistible need to check his status.

 

A man living in Poland became a best-selling author and superstar after writing a book titled Amok, about the many cruel murders committed by a group of sadists. As it turns out, the details in the story were creepily similar to that of an unsolved case from a few years ago. After further investigation  police discovered that the author had, in fact, been a part of the mysterious murder.

 

A woman in Pennsylvania put a Pop-Tart in her toaster, forgot about it, and drove her children to school. Upon her return, she found firefighters battling a fire caused by her irresponsibility. ‘Not her fault’ she claims! She promply sued the makers of Pop-Tarts, Kelloggs, for $10,000 in damages.

 

Truly crazy...............

 

 KIM JONG IL (North Korea)
 
For many people, his name suits him well. Kim Jong Il is really as ill as any leader can get. The current ruler of North Korea, he succeeded his father and the founder of North Korea, Kim Il-sung. He did not just replace his father, he proclaimed himself “Eternal President.”
 
The country also holds large concentration camps where 50,000 people including women and children who are accused of political crimes are being held. Violations of human rights are being reported left and right — murdering babies and enslaving inmates.
 
While his country is suffering, he enjoys a very luxurious lifestyle. He boasts North Korea’s finest wine cellar, containing 10,000 bottles of expensive wine. He also purchases bottles of Hennessy Cognac worth $700,000 every year. He had also spent more than $20 million on 200 Mercedes Benz S500 sedans added to the country’s pile of 7,000 Mercedes. He is also a huge movie fan with a collection of over 20,000 tapes.
  

 

 CHARLES VI THE FOOLISH (France)

Some people think they are fragile. Some people think they are transparent. But no person in his right mind would think that he is made of glass. Charles VI the Foolish was driven mad by a tragic incident called “Ball of the Burned,” where countless knights and ladies got roasted to death. The king’s life was spared by the heroic Duchess of Berry. Since then, the king became very extremely violent, lashing out at any person who came near him.
 
Then, he started believing that he was made of glass. He had thick iron bars inserted into his clothes to avoid “shattering.” And because his movements were restricted because of his “fragile nature,” he completely forgot about hygiene. He became so filthy that his body was infested with lice, pushing his wife Isabeau to embark upon lengthy affairs one after another.

 

 POL POT (Cambodia)
 
Prime Minister of Cambodia from 1976 to 1979 and leader of the Khmer Rouge. Pol Pot almost completely ruined Cambodia’s culture by murdering the intellectuals in the country. Those who were just wearing glasses would be murdered.  And it wasn’t just simple murders. He allotted and set up killing fields were people would be tortured then murdered.
 
During his reign, disease spread and starvation continued to send people to their agonising death. Cambodians were living in absolute horror day and night. All these killed two million Cambodians. That’s one-third of the country’s population.

 

 IDI AMIN (Uganda)
 
This Ugandan ruler executed 9000 soldiers from his own army during his first year of power. That’s two-thirds of the entire army force of the country. In 1975, he smugly declared himself to be “President for life.” That same year, he also staged a publicity stunt for the media, forcing white residents of the country’s capital city Kampala to carry him while he was sitting on a throne.
 
He also forced them to recite a loyalty oath and kneel before him. He also had the decapitation of the country’s political prisoners and broadcast the entire event on TV. He specified that the victims should be in white so everyone could easily see the blood.
 
Aside from that, he announced that he had defeated the British and wanted him to be called the “Conqueror of the British Empire.”

 

SAPARMURAT “TURKMENBASHI” NIYAZOV (Turkmenistan)
 

Saparmurat Niyazov adopted the name “Turkmenbashi,” which literally means “leader of all ethnic Turkmen.” Next, like Amin, he declared himself “President for Life.” Then, he changed Turkmenistan into the unique country that it is now.
 
He changed the name of the airport in Asgabat, the capital city, to Turkmenbashi. He also replaced the name of the port city of Krasnovodsk to Turkmenbashi. Not only that, he also changed the name of many schools and streets to Turkmenbashi. A 670-pound meteorite came landing in the country; it was named Turkmenbashi. And believe it or not, he even renamed the month of January to, yep, Turkmenbashi. 

 
He also ordered that his face be used as the logo of TV stations and appear on every bottle of vodka as well as every watch and clock in the country.
 
In 2004, he had giant ice palace built in the middle of Karakum, the hottest desert in central Asia. The palace also included a bizarre zoo with penguins. Here are some more:
 He banned opera and ballet.
 Young men were forbidden to grow beard and long hair.
 News readers were prohibited to wear make-up.
 Libraries were ordered shut because, as Turkmenbashi cited, an average Turkmen does not read books.
 Listening to recorded music and radio was also banned, as well as lip-synching. 
 
Craziest quote: “Let the life of every Turkmen be as beautiful as our melons,”
 
In 1994, he established a national holiday in honour of a melon.

 

 

 

 Nobody does crazy like religions.                           

 

 

Icke: our salvation from Reptilian Humanoids
David Icke, is a former professional football player, BBC television sports presenter, and British Green Party national spokesperson. Since 1990, he has been what he calls a "full-time investigator into who and what is really controlling the world.": reptilians.

He dresses only in turquoise and sustains that the world was ruled by a secret group called "The Elite": a race of reptilian humanoids, known in ancient times as the Babylonian Brotherhood, and that many prominent people are descended from them, including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, and Kris Kristofferson. He believes that descendants of the reptiles engage in child molestation and Satanism. He is the author of 15 books explaining his views. After a five-hour speech to students, he received a standing ovation at the University of Toronto in 1999.

 

 

 Mitsuo: a japanese Jesus Christ
Matayoshi Mitsuo is an eccentric Japanese politician with the conviction that he is the God and Christ.According to his program, he will do the Last Judgement as the Christ but the way to do this is totally within the current political system and its legitimacy. His first step as the Savior is to be appointed the prime minister of Japan. Then he will reform Japanese society and then the United Nations should offer him the honor of its General Secretary. Then Matayoshi Jesus will reign over the whole world with two legitimate authorities, not only religious but also political.
He has presented himself in many elections but he has not won yet. He has become well-known for his eccentric campaigns where he urges opponents to commit suicide by hara-kiri.

 

Hamas suspects that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with chewing gum that boosts the sex drive in order to “corrupt the young,” an official said .

 

According to a report published in Jordanian magazine, the head of Delhi University’s Science and Technology Center , Dr. Mangoshada scientifically proved that the key element in Pepsi and Cola contains extract from the intestines of Pig which causes cancer and other deadly diseases.
The Indian university conducted tests on the impact of drinking Pepsi and Coca Cola which proved that drinking them lead to more rapid heart rate and low pressure. Also drinking 6 bottles of Pepsi or Cola at a time causes instant death.

 

  

 

 

Mass hysteria  swept the  city of Khartoum, after reports that foreigners were shaking hands with Sudanese men and causing their penises to disappear. One victim, a fabric merchant, told his story to the London Arabic newspaper Al-Quds Al-Arabi. A man from West Africa came into the shop and “shook the store owner’s hand powerfully until the owner felt his penis melt into his body.”

 

Pope Stephen VI:

Stephen VI was Pope from 896 to 897. Fueled by his anger with Pope Formosus, his predecessor, he exhumed Formosus's rotting corpse and put "him" on trial, in the so-called "Cadaver Synod" in January, 897.With the corpse propped up on a throne, a deacon was appointed to answer for the deceased pontiff, who was condemned for performing the functions of a bishop when he had been deposed and for receiving the pontificate while he was the bishop of Porto, among other revived charges that had been leveled against Formosus in the strife during the pontificate of John VIII.The corpse was found guilty, stripped of its sacred vestments, deprived of three fingers of its right hand (the blessing fingers), clad in the garb of a layman, and quickly buried; it was then re-exhumed and thrown in the Tiber. All ordinations performed by Formosus were annulled.
The scandal ended in Stephen's imprisonment and his death by strangling that summer.

 

 Pope Benedict IX: the Pope who sold the papacy was Pope from 1032 to 1044, again in 1045, and finally from 1047 to 1048, the only man to have served as Pope for three discontinuous periods, and one of the most controversial Popes of all time.

 Benedict gave up his papacy for the first time in exchange for a large sum of money in 1044. He returned in 1045 to depose his replacement and reigned for one month, after which he left again,  to marry, and sold the papacy for a second time, to his Godfather ( for  650 kg /1450 lb of gold). Two years later, Benedict retook Rome and reigned for an additional one year, until 1048. Poppo of Brixen (later to become Pope Damascus II) eventually forced him out of Rome. Benedict’s place and date of death are unknown, but some speculate that he made further attempts to regain the Papal Throne. St. Peter Damian described him as “feasting on immorality” and “a demon from hell in the disguise of a priest” in the Liber Gomorrhianus, a treatise on papal corruption and sex that accused Benedict IX of routine homosexuality and bestiality.

 

 

Tip of the day :there are no gays in Iran ( gays are hanged,beheaded etc.there). They just really,really like each other.

 

                                                                    

 

 

 

 

 

                                                    

                                                                          

I hope you got a laugh.